you guys were way drunker than both of me
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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