this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
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I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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