school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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