I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think i have two assholes
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
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What a dumb baby whore.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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