Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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