The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
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Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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