I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
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Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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