im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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