what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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