Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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