Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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