I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
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I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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