Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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