i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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