About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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