More tranny stories later!
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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