Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So squirting runs in the family.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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