i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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