Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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