But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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