I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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