thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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