North Korea, Best Korea!
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just had sex on a roof
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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