Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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