I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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