dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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