Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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