Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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