He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My life is pants optional.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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