Fuck appropriateness.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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