Just mADE A PArabola og urine
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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