we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
How does it feel to date your dad?
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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