I'm drive I can fine osifer
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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