I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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