so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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