On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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