What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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