We're like a lot better than the average bears
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my being single is dangerous.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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