I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
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Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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