well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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