Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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