Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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