I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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