Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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