DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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