the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
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I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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