I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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