from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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