You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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