So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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