just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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