do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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