Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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