It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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