I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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