umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
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so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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